Well what a pack of bastards thy've got lurking in the Hutt Valley!
The Old Sheila and I've been looking at apartments in Wellington but might reconsider that now.
The Curmudgeon told me what Angry Jesus and Baxter got up to last night. Bastards! I tell you mate they wouldn't get away with that down here. Me and the boys'd shoot round to their place and boot them up the arse, swords or no bloody swords.
I know, I know, the Chair has suggested taking no direct action and as I live way down South I can't readily do anything direct but - how's this?
I can make a few phone calls to some mates up North and get a shit load - an actual shitload of cows poo delivered in a truckload to those guys address - some Grove in Nuova Lazio right?
GOOD KIWI BLOKE
Salt of the earth Mainlander. We carry New Zilland down here making it comfortable for you North Island pansies to live here.
Sunday, December 3, 2017
Wednesday, November 8, 2017
BOOTS 'N' ALL
Well its been a battle for the last few years. Kept my head down and bum up (not what you think you perverted bastard) and just got on with it. Life on the farm is not for bloody sissies but we've managed.
We've cleared debt and expanded a bit by purchasing some neighbouring farms. We had to kick the tenants off though but hey, they would have done the same to us. We've contracted out farm management to give us more time to ourselves.
The Old sheila and I go up to Wellington a bit now, so often in fact that we bought one of those apartments on the waterfront. Flash.
The sheep farming didn't work out so we joined up with the oppo and got into dairy. Best thing we could've done. Lots of money. Have to find somewhere to put it now though.
We heard of a new enterprise named CURMUDGEONS INC. Sounds pretty good so I'll send them an E.
We've cleared debt and expanded a bit by purchasing some neighbouring farms. We had to kick the tenants off though but hey, they would have done the same to us. We've contracted out farm management to give us more time to ourselves.
The Old sheila and I go up to Wellington a bit now, so often in fact that we bought one of those apartments on the waterfront. Flash.
The sheep farming didn't work out so we joined up with the oppo and got into dairy. Best thing we could've done. Lots of money. Have to find somewhere to put it now though.
We heard of a new enterprise named CURMUDGEONS INC. Sounds pretty good so I'll send them an E.
Thursday, December 30, 2010
RAIN
Rain is good. Basically it is water. It falls from the sky. Too much is bad. It floods the fields and causes problems for my sheep. Not enough and things dry out. Big bloody cracks in the ground. Bloke can fall over and break an ankle stepping into those. Hope those bloody dairy farmers do though. Country living - can't beat it. City bastards are coming though. Used to be a time that if there was a problem a bit of a stoush at the pub would settle it. Now? Bloody crims come and steal your stuff. Bring guns and iron bats too. Bastards! Anyway. Brenda from the pub likes to skinny dip in the rain. Gotta go. See you later.
Sunday, September 26, 2010
CHOICE
Being a farmer is one of the best jobs in the world. Reckon. Out in the weather both good and bad. Good mates. Some drongoes but. Never mind. We sort them out. I run the old family farm. Sheep. Some crops. Lamb for Sainsbury's in the old country. Believe that? Hard bloody graft though especially when the weather is rotten. Love it though. What gets up my nose though is the pay-outs given to these dairy jokers. Don't mind the good old established ones but these new bastards fair get my goat. Newbies we call them. Bought some poor tired old bugger out and put in dairy herds.
Bastards shit all over the place. Can't use the old swimming hole anymore. Full of cow muck. Now the bastards get a big hand out from Fonterra. Where's the hand out for the good Kiwi sheep farmer then? Maybe the old man made the wrong choice in going sheep. Stuck with it. Don't mind though and I won't change. At least no one can say that I wsa responsible for all the shit in this country. I drink soy milk. Better for you.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
DOWN SOUTH
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